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Creepypasta Reviews: "Ed, Edd & Eddy: The Lost Episode" The Story: As you may know, the popular show "Ed, Edd and Eddy" has been running for a long time. However, between October 7th, 2003 and October 21, 2003 episode 34 was accidentally released one week before it was scheduled to. It was also known to some around the office the primary writer had been sick with the flu, and instead of going on to make episode 34, the show was supposed to replay episode 1. At 5:00am eastern, people reported a very disturbing new episode premiering on Cartoon Network - some children were unfortunate enough to see it. Apparently the quality of the episode

Creepypasta Reviews: "I Saw Paul" The Story: October 9th, 2013, Wednesday morning On one sunny day, I was minding my own business having my cup of coffee. (As always) and going outside to get some air. As I was stepping outside I've noticed a blank DVD on my porch steps. The case had nothing on it but mild blood stains. I quickly brought it inside to watch it. As I was starting it up, my computer keyboard went haywire and kept on clicking the Tab button. Nevertheless I thought it glitched out. (Due to the fact that my computer is a Windows Vista.) The DVD loaded up, and the opening was quite disturbing. It was a figure of John Lennon from a

They say it, they spray it; they urge it, they cure it They hunt it, we want it; they yearn it, we burn it They provide, we snide; they don't care, if we die! Don't call me a madman, Don't call me crazy, Don't call me dill illusional, Don't call me insane, Don't call me ill, Don't call sick, Don't call me mental, Don't call me bonkers, Don't call me psycho, Don't call me disillusioned, Don't call me fanatic, Don't call me trickster, I'm....just me. The Madman in Me, he's all over; just fiction. He's all over; he's not here. Its over--

Fat and bloated, screaming to the wings of a can; You cry and cry but you do without thinking. Arrows and Arrows, Builds upon builds, You do what you want, You take more and more, Upon your crown.

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War Fog like battle dust drifting the sky, agent orange damning the breath Trees littering the land like missiles, long missed their payloads. The grass, dry, feels like shrapnel to my feet. Lands are burning like the holy men. Stock riddled with munitions, Determined warriors. Welcome home, Farmer.

Been scraping the nib, we should be out parading! I speak the brit well, sad that ya off people! Crazy! What is life if ya can't have a little fun? Don't be daft--We'll hang a bit, not too long! Don't want a bobby to get us for loyter, Bloody bloody, looney rother! Got any quid or ginies? Oh i've never traded with a flaming pie, I can't speak of the other names, use your head! Think of it man, McKenzie was not a good thing to call yourself! Oy My friend, I assure you, I am not the Monkey! I am not the Monkey!

Gloomy sidewalks cross-in the sad little trees, Madmen singing bout birds n' bees, Lighten from the flaming torch, Its the word to the horse! Brazen You! Shooters lighting the mold, Household heroes that scream with bold, Sneaky little fuckers that sneak the colds, Brazen You! Keep on walkin', no matter what you do, it'll kill you one-two. One-two, for you, CD, CD, CD marionette.